Gay J

I wish he was gay.
So I don't need to feel depreciated
when people tell me I'm
good enough to score any man I like.

I wish he was gay,
so I don't need to dream
horny, wet dreams of
him seducing me
with his hot kisses and
his incredibly masculine hands.

I wish he was gay,
so I don't need to
pray for the next man
to come along and
erase all memories of
him.

I wish he was gay,
so I don't need to
lose face and
tell my friends
that he wasn't
interested in me in the first place.

I do wish he IS gay.

God help me.