Feisty comebacks for single gals

I've been single for so long that I've learnt to answer politely with a knowing smile to those annoying "Why are you still single?" queries.

1. When are you getting married?
Anytime.

2. When are you going to introduce me to your boyfriend?
Anytime soon.

3. You can't afford to be choosy (in having a man in your life).
Oh, are you telling me your hubby/boyfriend is a random choice? Hmm, I didn't know he's a RANDOM choice.